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Hubris Maximus: The Brett Favre Saga and the Call of the Zodiac

Submitted by The Monkey on August 1, 2008 – 3:58 am7 Comments
Brett Favre in a Different Uni?

Brett Favre in a Different Uni?

Here’s what me and the Monkey (sic) know about the current state of affairs between“The Gunslinger” and his not-quite-yet former team:

  • Favre won a Superbowl in 1997, the Packers’ first Championship in 30 years.
  • Favre played quarterback for the Packers for 16 seasons, and 253 consecutive starts, an NFL record for a QB.
  • Favre holds the NFL record for career touchdown passes.
  • Favre holds the NFL record for passes completed.
  • Favre holds the NFL record for career passing yards.
  • Favre holds the NFL record for most 3000+ passing yard seasons.
  • In 2007, at the age of 38, Brett Favre logged the third-best statistical season of his career and best season since winning the Superbowl, leading his team to just one game away from the Championship with the youngest roster in the league.
  • In 2008, the Green Bay Packers offer to pay their marquee unretired QB $20 million to “re-retire.”

So why on earth is it that the team that Brett Favre has essentially personified for nearly two decades does not want him to take the reigns for the 2008 season? And offering him a multi-million dollar contract to go back down to Mississippi and throw balls to some high school players? Is there something we’re missing here? If ever a “non-employment” offer of 20 million bucks could be insulting, this would be the time.

When you consider what Favre means to the organization and to the Green Bay community it’s inconceivable that they would not want him to lead the team for another season, “un-retired” or not. At his age, it’s easy to say that the game may have passed him by or that he’s lost a step, but that line of thinking goes out the window when you consider his statistical accomplishments from last season. Granted, he threw a couple ugly interceptions against the Superbowl Champion New York Giants, but hey, those same Giants defeated the only undefeated regular season team in NFL history, so it’s not like the Giants were a bunch of slouches stealing a game from the old-timer.

From this Monkey’s perspective, the only question that the Packers organization should be considering is just this: who is best poised to lead this team and win now? Not tomorrow. Not in the future. And not maybe. Now. I can’t see anybody fitting that bill for Packer Nation other than the real “Iron-Man,” Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre.

Let’s call a spade a spade. Who are the best QB’s in the NFL right now? Peyton Manning and Tom Brady for sure, Drew Brees, Matt Hasselbeck, most likely, but isn’t it arguable that Brett Favre could be included in a group of the top five, top ten at least? And one thing’s for certain, we can all be sure of one QB who’s most assuredly not in that top five bunch…

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers Starting QB

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers Starting QB

Aaron Rodgers has been named Packers starting QB by Coach Mike McCarthy. He must be looking pretty damn stellar to beat out a first-ballot Hall of Famer coming off one of his best seasons ever without even a head-to-head competition in Packers Training Camp, considering he’s never started a game or played in much meaningful NFL action.

The idea that Rodgers is going to seamlessly replace a legend, pick up where the team left off, and lead the Packers to the playoffs is ludicrous. Sometimes, you never a replace a legend. Don’t believe me? Ask the Denver Broncos. Or the Miami Dolphins. A notable exception is the San Fransisco 49ers; but in their case Steve Young had already proven himself while Joe Montana recuperated from injuries.

So What Gives?

The only explanation I have for what we’re seeing is a terrible case of hubris on the part of all parties involved:

  • On the part of Favre, for not thinking through his decision making process properly when he bid farewell to the NFL, for going public with Greta Van Sustern (of all people), and for not actively engaging team management about his intentions in a timely, private, and respectful manner. But hey – the guy’s a Libra (like me), so how can we expect him to be good at making tough decisions?
  • And on the part of Packers management and coaches, for essentially disowning their most famous, important, and accomplished player in franchise history. They have repeatedly expressed their intention on moving forward as an organization and putting their plan for the future into place.

Granted, it’s important for a team to want to move foward and a team must think about the future, but winning in the future on the shoulders of a fourth-year untested rookie shouldn’t come at the expense of winning now.

What Brett’s Horoscope Has to Say

Here’s something interesting I pulled from Brett’s horoscope for the month of July:

The real fear you’re struggling with is that of isolation. It’s as though you feel removed from yourself as well as from the world…you are starting to feel angry about being isolated. The problem is that it’s not entirely true. There are key facets of your life where you are visible, participating in the world and the focus of true admiration…Please recognize that your work is not only having an impact, but you are reaching people on the emotional level as well. You are finally involved with something that expresses your true values, your commitment to caring for the world, and which meets the most important criteria of all, contacts people personally. Therefore, you can feel good about responding to the call for leadership. If you’re feeling isolated, let that stand as a reminder of the condition of 99 percent of the population, and is a key part of why you must do the work you are being called up on to do.

Many have urged Favre to go back to Mississippi. Those people don’t understand what it means to be a competitor. It is in their blood. They cannot control it. It urges them to do things that “regular” people don’t quite understand. Other players know this, but every retired player who says Favre should step away is simply jealous that he still has the physical skills to be on top of his game.

So What Will Happen?

The future Vikings QB?

The future Vikings QB?

Mark my words, Brett Favre will be a Minnesota Viking before this thing is done. As much as the “right thing to do” is to bring the Prodigal Son back into the fold, at this point Packers management have displayed their inability to do right by Favre, so they might as well go all the way. What was at first unthinkable — dealing him to a Division rival — has now become a genius strategem. Instead of granting Favre’s release so he could sign with a Division rival and get nothing, how about trade him to a Division rival, get something in return, and damage that team all at the same time? In exchange for a draft pick or two the Packers will get this monkey off their back, unload a very expensive contract, and modestly debilitate their rival’s future draft, thereby weakening them as a franchise for years to come. Machiavelli himself would be proud.

And the downside? Only losing to the hands of the Favre-led Vikings in the season opener on the grand stage of Monday Night Football, that’s all. Last year, the Vikings were a quarterback away from serious playoff contention. With Favre at the helm they could be dangerous. And they have Green Bay on the schedule twice. Get ready Aaron Rodgers.

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  • Terry Woolsey says:

    What does Brett FAR-VER-Ra (as Ben Stiller brilliantly mumbled in “There’s Something about Mary”) mean to the Green Bay organization on August 1, 2008?

    He means a PR nightmare, an urgent redesign of the game plans they’ve been working on all winter, and the demotion of their young #1 QB who has waited patiently for his shot. And for anyone who doesn’t understand the fragile egos of quarterbacks, please google “Brett Favre.” As Sonny Jurgeson said just last week, “If he wanted to play, he shouldn’t have retired.”

    I recently had a three-hour flight lay-over in the Las Vegas airport. I wandered over to a sports bar to kill some time and found about fifty people staring at a TV and listening to Brett whine about how poorly he’s been treated by Green Bay management. Brett went on to get into why they wouldn’t bring Randy Moss to GB some years ago. The bar patrons started questioning Bret’s mental health out loud. They were laughing at him!

    He needs to regain some integrity and just shut up about Green Bay, and then quietly work out a deal to play elsewhere. I would like to see him play again, but the public whining from such a great player is tough to watch. Apparently Cameron Diaz’s choice of Ben Stiller over Brett in the film was the right move. Who could put up with all this nonsense?

  • The Monkey says:

    Thanks for the reasoned comment…

    I agree with one thing you say (and not just because Sonny Jurgeson said it first), that he shouldn’t have retired if he wanted to play. That is true. Perhaps he was under pressure for a decision. Doesn’t matter. He has to accept responsibility for the three-ring circus that grew out of his choosing to retire and then to un-retire, which I’m not sure he’s done yet.

    But you key in on something that I didn’t have the time to get into in my post, and that is the phenomenon of revulsion against Favre by fans and media that we are witnessing right now. Just three months ago, those same fans and media were eulogizing his retirement with wall-to-wall television retrospectives and nearly passing around a collection jar to come up with airfare to Canton to witness his enshrinment as the official Football Emeritus in Perpetuity.

    Amazing how quickly we wish to label a guy a whiner and washed up and pine for the debut of his untested understudy!

    And sorry – those bar matrons criticizing Brett’s judgement and mental health are the same people who feverishly dial-in their favorite wannabe on American Idol every week and, to reference a less than stellar Stiller flick, made schlock like “Night at the Museum” a $250 million blockbuster. The masses love to villify those who have accomplished much, makes them feel better about sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into [their] mouth[s].

    What’s odd are the expectations we have for public figures like Favre. We all expect him to be cordial, thoughtful, sensitive to poor Aaron Rodgers, and to display sound judgment in areas completely unrelated to the “simple” task of leading a football team. If Brett Favre were media savvy and polished in the ways of negotiation like a management consultant, he probably wouldn’t be a professional football player; he would be I don’t know, a former press Secretary for the President or something who now runs a Manhattan-based PR company. No wait – that’s Ari Fleischer, former Bush talking head who was inexplicably invited by Packers Coach Mike McCarthy to give a “pep talk” to his team on the finer points of media relations. (Now I really know who to root for in this whole thing).

    Brett is a quarterback in the NFL. He’s pretty good at winning, he’s proven himself to be a risk-taker, and he’s never been afraid to lay everything on the line to achieve the goal in sight. Brett is simply acting like Brett and everybody’s expectation for him to handle this whole thing like a diplomat negotiating peace in the Middle East is frankly out of touch with reality.

  • Jackie O'Brien says:

    Monkey! Now you’re talkin! The only thing I love more than politics is football! The Green Bay Packers have gone insane & I can’t wait for the laughs as Aaron Rodgers flounders through a miserable season. Brett Favre is to football what Elvis was & is to rock music, irreplaceable & iconic. I hope he plays for the Vikings & along with Adian Peterson , kicks some serious butt at Lambeau but I fear he’s gonna take the buyout & disappoint us all! I hope you’re right. And as for the previous comment by Mr. Woolsey on his lay over in Las Vegas, in the Land of Lost Wages , that’s all people ever do in bars is laugh at people on TV, wouldn’t you if you just lost your mortgage payment at the Black Jack table. It had nothing to do with Brett!

  • The Monkey says:

    Thanks for the comment!

    I will be sorely disappointed if this thing ends up with Favre taking the blood money. I am honestly not a huge Favre fan but I have always respected his grit. Taking money to not play would put a bigger dent in his reputation than playing and even sucking with the Vikes.

    Until then – I’m hoping he’ll make the right choice and stick to his convictions. Money shouldn’t be an issue to him, as I’m sure he will have a variety of employment options available to him should he play and retire in a year or two.

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